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The entire population of the world was puzzled by an enormous popping sound that was heard all around the globe Wednesday afternoon. Similar in tone to the sound of a champagne cork popping from its bottle, but a thousand times the volume, the sound was a complete mystery to most until its source was discovered in Hollywood, California.
As it turns out, the popping sound was caused when MAGA-hat-wearing, African American rap superstar and improbable Donald Trump supporter Kanye West yanked his enormous, “ slavery-was-a-choice “-believing, egomaniacal head out of his tight black ass and seemed to be struck by the first faint glimmerings of awareness that his pal, President Donald Trump, and the ultra-conservative bordering on white-nationalist bordering on full out racist, Nazi fascist movement he is at the forefront of might not actually h