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America's Finest News Source. Send us a tip! Shop Subscribe Home Latest News Onion University Opinion Local Politics Entertainment Sports Video America's Finest News Source. Home Latest News Onion University Opinion Local Politics Entertainment Sports Video Opinion Americans Guess Trump's Weight Former president Donald Trump was booked at Fulton County Jail and was listed at a 6'3" and a dubious 215 pounds. The Onion asked Americans to guess Trump’s weight, and this is what they said.
Opinion Republicans Reveal What They Would Do If Their Kid Came Out As Gay Breaking News Texas Cancels School Over Concerns Extreme Heat Not Safe Environment For Shootings PLANO, TX—Citing faulty HVAC systems and temperatures over 100 degrees, Plano Independent School District in North Texas canceled classes Friday over concerns that the extreme heat made its campuses unsafe for mass shootings. “We take the…
MEMPHIS, TN—In a bold move they said would give their franchise a much-needed reboot, Leigh Anne and Sean Tuohy announced Friday that Michael Oher, the former offensive tackle and their quasi-adopted son, would be traded to a different white family.…