The short story below was authored by Gennady Stolyarov II, FSA, ACAS, MAAA, CPCU, ARe, ARC, API, AIS, AIE, AIAF, Chairman of the U.S. Transhumanist Party and Editor-in-Chief of The Rational Argumentator, and is one of the entries in the Society of Actuaries 2022-2023 Speculative Fiction Contest. It was published as one of the contest entries here .
Human Actuary: ChatGPT, how many actuaries does it take to change a light bulb?
ChatGPT: As an AI language model, I don’t have a sense of humor, but I can provide a straightforward answer to your question.