Not far away---as a crow flies, but it's a mystery as to why one would---is Ralph, Arkansas.
(This is the route for a pickup. A crow would find shortcut.)
The mayor of Ralph (marked by "E" on map above) complains constantly about the cost of replacing the road signs---renegades named Ralph keep spiriting them away. Call it highway robbery. We were content only to take a picture, not the sign itself.