Description: How Motorways Work is an entertaining site designed by Dave Burton to educate and inform the retarded motorway dwellers and drivers of the united kingdom. Read about infuriating middle laners, mobile phone users, reps, hgvs, xenon lights, white vans, rubber neckers, full beams, queueing, speeding, and general idiotic behaviour when driving on the UK roads. Web design by Dave Burton
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No one is perfect on the motorway. Agreed. But how motorways work is looking at the opposite end of the almost comical scale. In fact we're looking so far down the scale that you probably can't see the "perfect" end of the driving scale that we're considering; it's a pin-prick in the distance, obscured by the glare of xenon lights.
Along our journey at the lower end of this scale we shall meet many victims¹ that have fallen from a great height through the universal idiot-tree. Bathing in ignorance and blissfully unaware, these uneducated fools merrily go about their motorway journey oblivious to the common-sense rules the highway code clearly lays out. My patience has worn thin over the years, and after countless miles I have finally decided it is time to put into words what I feel every time some hollow-headed or self-important fool
www.howmotorwayswork.co.uk