Description: Are you ready for a fantasy story from a goblin perspective? Enough of heroes in shining armor! This is the story of Joh Ni, 496 ghosts and a lot of misadventures. Because everyone from drugged elves over angry demons up to multidimensional monsters is out to get him.
It’s a goblin book, don’t call it a fantasy novel, as these are my very own memories. Yep, it’s a goblin life written by a goblin author, so dont’ expect any niceties about your people, oh no, not this time. There’s enough stories about human heroes already – all fabricated, planking fairy tales. No, what you need is a book about a goblin, a series of books and it’s called Goblin Love Stories, because it’s all about love and goblins… did I mention goblins?
You may follow me, Joh Ni, the goblin shaman supreme on my long, long, long path from a tiny helpless green toddler to a supreme being… which everyone tells me I am, but I still feel like a toddler most days. Even so I am the main character I spend the most time running away. I mean the worlds of the Sphere are a dangerous place and there is nearly no species as weak as us poor, little, innocent goblins – except for imps maybe, and humans…
You have to know this journey took years and years and it all started with a series of unfortunate events when a human hero, the curse of the Goddess on them, killed all my goblin comrades. But this did not make it easier to deal with them, dead goblins are as terrible as living ones. While I tried getting rid of those annoying bastards and maybe save my tribe on the side, hordes of demons, elves, skeletons and even a planking monster from behind the rift got in my way.