THAR SHE BLOWS! – RUSSIA'S NOT OUR ENEMY!
Description: WONDERING. WANDERING. WHATEVERING.
WONDERING. WANDERING. WHATEVERING.
Menu Home ABOUT Contact Pissed off May 11, 2023 ~ Chris ~ 5 Comments There I was, in third grade, using the urinal in the school bathroom, wearing a brand-new t-shirt emblazoned with mutant-monster football players growling and slobbering on the field (I’m not sure why; I didn’t even like football), and a kid named Tom Rainbolt stood directly behind me, yanked down his pants, and soaked my backside with a hot stream of pee.
It was as disgusting and logic-defying (and, years later, funny) as it sounds, especially since Tom and I were cordial, practically friends. In shock, and suddenly wet and warm, I bawled and ran to the playground and flagged down a so-called yard duty — a volunteer adult supervisor with a whistle around her neck — and spewed between tears, “Tom pissed on me!” Yard duty: “He spit on you?” Me: “No, he pissed on me!”
THAR SHE BLOWS! – RUSSIA'S NOT OUR ENEMY!