Florida has no virus lockdowns, no social justice riots, no Trump riots and no income tax. Things are so good here in Florida right now that it hurts.
That’s why it’s time to secede, just like Key West did in 1982. It is obvious that this is Florida’s destiny. And we’ll secede bi-lingually. ¡Ándale, ándale!
We won’t be unreasonable: the borders can be negotiated in return for a non-aggression pact (NAP). We need that NAP because we want to annex Cuba and the Bahamas, and we don’t want the rest of the planet interfering.