We can't thank you enough for your overwhelming generosity and party spirit! Thanks to your contributions, we've been able to completely cover the cost of replacing the projector, which we were lucky enough to halve from our original estimate (we had the engineers in the house cobble together half of a projector from the remnants of a popcorn machine, smashed beer bottles, and a chemical compound previously unknown to science discovered in Dunagan's carpet the morning after the party).
Thanks to all of you from the bottom of the Ranch's Guinness-clogged heart; we can't tell you how lucky we are to have friends like you all.
Our Very Best, The Ranch