Police in Lapel, Ind., say Cheyanne Dwiggins had a virtual party in her pants when she tried to flee — a potato peeler, an ice cream scoop, measuring spoons, two cake-decorating gel tubes, six Rollo candy bars and a 15-ounce box of strawberry Nesquik. But the 18-year-old's getaway was foiled when her heavy drawers dropped to her ankles as she backed out of Bauer's Market, exposing her bare behind. That's when Police Chief Dennis Molina pulled up and made the pinch (so to speak).
Dwiggins was arraigned Thursday on one count of theft and is being held on $5,000 bond at the Madison County Jail, northeast of Indianapolis.
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