I Am My Own Deli – Bringing the deli home
Description: A blog about appetite
August 9, 2020
Sumo Cola, Walmart’s semi-live Bio-Animélectronic Ninja Brand Assassin, secured a few stray hairs that had come undone from his topknot. He wanted nothing to interfere with his drone’s-eye view of the Kennedy compound, a white splash of hotel-sized wooden structures dispersed along the grass and dunes of Hyannis.
What, Sumo wondered, was the Unique Sales Proposition behind the impressive global headspace share of the Kennedys? The compound gave no clue of a master plan. Their homes looked like ordinary seaside cottages that had blown up outwards in an explosion of hedonism, as if a mad carpenter had opened the valve on a huge tank of nitrous oxide in the basement, then tried to keep pace.
I Am My Own Deli – Bringing the deli home