Description: humor, judy garland, david sedaris, sybil danning, jobs, yellow brick road, wizard of oz
400 pages of hilarity, irreverence, and embarrassment.
From left to right: Monty Pike (Cowardly Lion), Judy Garland, Dennis Globus (Scarecrow), and Ken Globus (Tin Man)
I'm still not sure why, but my mother thought it would be a great idea if I went out and got a job — at age 5. From that point on, I've had some of the weirdest, briefest, and most unforgettable jobs imaginable, such as dressing up as the Scarecrow (my brother Ken was the Tin Man) and singing for Judy Garland, auditioning for The Dating Game while on LSD (I don’t recommend either the show or the drug), and running a projector in a porn theater owned by a rabbi (a surprisingly great job to have if you like