Description: NO UNTRUTH UNTOLD ™
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We interviewed Ellis L. Workman, Inventor/Mentor of the beloved, revered and mostly plastic Hosaphone ™. At BI (Brass Informant) we pride ourselves on our journalistic ethics which are beyond reproach. In keeping with our in-depth format, an unedited interview directly transcribed from our BI reporter’s dictation device is published in its entirety. BI caught up with Mr. Workman at his home in the foothills of Minnesota.
Editor’s note: This interview was originally conducted in the Esperanto-language. It was then translated to English for review and then back to Esperanto for editing, and then in English for final publication. The potential differences in the language between Esperanto and English created a finished product which was confusing. We attribute the major source of this problem in that Mr. Workman doesn’t speak Esperanto nor did he ever claim to. This is our second attempt to interview Mr. Workman.
BI: Testing. Testing, one, two. I’m ringing the door bell at the home of Ellis Workman, inventor of the Hosaphone™. Put on my expense report that the taxi ride from the airport was $197.50, no tip and $6.27 for the drive-thru value meal and blueberry pie at…oh, hi, Mr. Workman?