Cracking Wise “ His suits are all black. His ties are black. He looks like a government agent. The difference, of course, is that Phillips has a sense of humor – and a wicked one at that. ” — Detroit Free Press And Tweeting I don’t know why I keep going to the refrigerator thinking there’ll be something there this time. It’s always just the clementines and that gun.
When my daughter got married my son-in-law asked what he should call me. Dad? Bob? We settled on Nighthawk.
Wife: It’s like he doesn’t even know me. Counselor: Anything to add? Husband: I think what's-her-face covered it.