Like Mother Teresa, only better.
I joined a gym because my doctor yelled at me but I don’t know how anything works and I’m too intimidated to find out. Yesterday I saw this machine that looked like a stationary bike for giants because it was 4 feet off the ground but then I saw someone using it and turns out it’s basically a stationary bike for your arms. You stand up and put your hands in the pedals and move them in a circular motion like you’re boxing. And it was awesome except that my arms weren’t long enough for the reach and so I kept
Then another lady came up next to me using the same machine and she started punching herself in the boobs too and after a few minutes I was like, “If you want I can tell you the secret of how not to punch your boobs so hard” and she nodded uncomfortably and looked straight ahead but didn’t take off her earphones or adjust anything so it got weird and now I can never go back to the gym again.