Description: Some metaphors make us go, “what the f—?!?” Others are just that good because they’re just that bad. Still others are just plain bad. Rate them here.
“Showers are like the kids from Harry Potter , it takes a really long time for them to get hot.”
James Kineen and Jordan Breeding, Cracked.com
“Donald Trump is an extremist leader who came out of nowhere. He’s self-financed, recruits through social media, and attracts his followers with a radical ideology to take over the world and is actively trying to promote a war between Islam and the west.”