"I think those are the ugliest shoes you've ever worn." My wife was looking at me as if I were offering her a piece of cake that I'd just scraped off the floor—confused that I'd present such a thing and appalled by its appearance. She was reacting to the new Skora Fit I'd just pulled from the spiffy, blue shoe box. "I'd be embarrassed to wear those outside, if I were you," she emphasized with finality.
Technically, I hadn't put them on yet.
I almost always have this song in my head when I talk about the Fit! How can I not?!?!