Description: Swan City News Satire Articles Lakeland Florida
January 18, 2023
After a recent City Commission decision to deny a proposed bar/event space in Lakeland, jaywalking has become much more important to the City, FDOT and Protestants in Lakeland.
The proposed event space/bar was built in 1964 as a chapel serving a neighboring funeral home, which was then taken over by the Freely Forgiven Community Church until closing its doors in 2017.