The Chronicles of a Recovering Social Networking addict as he tries to save face on Facebook, not be a Twit on Twitter, and generally make his first life more fullfilling than his Second Life...
(Pittsburgh, Pinsylvania) February 20, 2012. A 47 year-old Pinsylvania man has been arrested for aggravated assault after pinning 134 photographs to the body of an unsuspecting, but very patient, patient of the Always Accurate Acupuncture Center. The suspect, Ivan Toopoke, is a licensed acupuncturist known for pointedly practicing his profession with piercing perfection prior to this point. This is the first time he has been stuck with charges of needling a customer the wrong way. The patient, who's na
Most businesses rely on supply and demand, and the Social Networking Rehab business is no different. Fortunately, with the continued growth of Twitter, Facebook and other social networks, there has been no shortage of needy patients to fill the beds at INVITATIONS , the nation's premiere social networking recovery facility. For the past four years we have helped countless geeks and early adopters beat their need to tweet and revoke their desire to poke. Our highly trained staff has mastered the 140 steps ne