Description: Insight from your fearless leader
Well since The Paisano won’t man up and print this article, I suppose I’ll just have to use it an excuse to finally post something on this blog for the first time in six months.
The challenge: Write a 700 word article detailing the shortcomings of the more than one thousand pages of the delightful legislation affectionately referred to as Obamacare. That means I have to play the bad guy and ignore all of the good things in this bill that also appear in Republican bills, which are roundly ignored. I also have to limit the development of my arguments so that it will be concise enough for print. I decided to have a little fun and come up with a piece about what I will do when I be
When I become President, every family will be required to purchase a puppy. That’s right, a puppy. Many studies conclude that puppies contribute to happiness and aid in diminishing stress. The resulting health improvements cannot be denied. Therefore it’s a logical conclusion that we, the omnipotent federal government, mandate that you, the ignorant peasant, spend your hard earned money in a manner that we, the good stewards of your tax dollars, deem appropriate.