EcoFarts - Carbon Offsets for Human Farts. Seriously.
Description: You can't stop farting, but you can help stop climate change. Offset one hundred years of farts for yourself or your loved ones today.
Gift a Custom Offset Certificate to That Special Someone
We’ve calculated the average amount of greenhouse gas emitted via flatulence per person (click here for our formula), and provide a simple, hilarious way to reduce its impact on the atmosphere. Except for the smell - our technology isn't that powerful yet. You tell us whose eructations you’d like to ameliorate, and we use your contribution to purchase carbon offsets for their butt bugles. We then send you a unique Certificate of Authenticity recognizing your contribution, which can be proudly display
The average American produces 16.6 tons of carbon emissions per year - one of the highest carbon footprints per capita of any country on earth. By showcasing carbon offsets and how they work, our goal at EcoFarts is to increase awareness and make an impact in reducing global carbon emissions, even if we can’t stop you from farting (as much as we’d like to).
EcoFarts - Carbon Offsets for Human Farts. Seriously.