By John Groober
how wuz teh stuxnet worm so effective against teh iranian nucular program? it wuz tested against teh same centrifuges in israel’s wink-wink-nudge-nudge nevr-officially-acknowledged nucular facilities, reportz teh nu york tiems. how clevr iz stuxnet? dis clevr:
teh worm itself nao appearz 2 has includd 2 major componentz. wan wuz designd 2 send iran’s nucular centrifuges spinning wildly out ov control. anothr seemz rite out ov teh moviez: teh computr program also secretly recorded wut normal operashuns at teh nucular plant lookd liek, then playd dose readings bak 2 plant operators, liek pre-recorded security tape in bank heist, so dat it wud appear dat everythin wuz operatin normally while teh centrifuges wuz akshully tearing themselvez apart.